Sunday 13 January 2008

Things I've observed about Ugandans....

they....
  • love elaborate greetings—I never walk into a shop or anywhere without greeting. It’s considered very rude to just dive in and speak without greeting.
  • love to give speeches. This can make assemblies, meetings, or church services extremely loooonnnngggg….
  • are never in a hurry (except when driving)—if I walk quickly someone will comment on how fast I am walking.
  • are ardent England football (soccer) fans—especially Manchester United, Arsenal, and Liverpool.
  • think plumpness or fatness is attractive although this is slowly changing.
  • are extraordinarily amiable, very willing to help
  • are smart dressers and are nearly always neatly dressed and pressed, even while working in a field digging
  • women rarely wear trousers (except in Kampala). Apparently the shape of a bum is extremely erotic.
  • are religious--mainly christian but still retain traditional beliefs such as animism.
  • are unfamiliar or vaguely familiar with technology and are amazed by it—even our bottled gas cooker was a source of amazement.
  • can be bent over working in fields and gardens for hours and hours at a time.
  • start working at sunrise, stop after sunset
  • have children as young as 6 carrying jugs of water on their heads
  • seem happy despite having little material goods

2 comments:

Unknown said...

What strikes me about all of these points is that they speak of a society that essentially human, not "corporate" or manufactured. I wonder if we would not be better off if we'd stayed that way too...

Could you please find a way to make admiration of "plumpness" an export? :D I think it would certainly find a market over here!

Hugs,
Lynn

Leah Grace said...

Some of the sayings I love here are:

1) "Please extend yourself," when a ugandan wants you to move over on a bus or a matatu (little van bus).

2) "Where can I go for a short call?" when asking where your toilet is.

I didn't know the erotic bit about bums, i should stop wearing jeans in Kabwohe! Or at least wear long tops with them! Of course, I have absolutely nothing on the lovely ladies here so maybe I shouldn't worry.